Wednesday, January 4, 2012

10/2/2006


4:23 PM Jeff: i do miss driving with you
  it was easily the highlight of the day
4:25 PM me: lol
  yeah it hasn't gotten any better
4:26 PM Jeff: my anger towards the common driver has increased in volumes
4:27 PM me: that garbage story is goddamn hilarious
  i'm reminded of the many times motorists have come after me
 Jeff: i only wish it wern't true
4:28 PM me: wtf was bootsy collins throwing trash off the tobin
 Jeff: i passed a Ford Explorer on the outside of a short sweeping offramp of storrow dr this morning
4:29 PM very risque
  i have no clue dood
  all i know is he was completely offended that i called him on it
4:30 PM like it was his god given immigrant right to pollute our river

Friday, August 20, 2010

Andrew: i hate 
everything
the end
(not beer)

Monday, June 28, 2010

Chris: "Every ZZ Top song is about blowing a load"

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sean:
Time Life books were riddled with hypnotic suggestions to get people to buy and eat steak-umms.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Chris: you getting the new AIC today?

Jeff: only if lane staley rises from the dead and puts it in my cd player

Monday, December 29, 2008

Sean: huey lewis can heal most things, but not oversight in space time coordinate calculations.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

6:48 PM Sean: I'm going to puke
someone left a giant booger on the top of the urinal that had a nose hair in it about half an inch long

Wednesday, January 30, 2008


9:45 AM Jeff: i've had this Civic now for almost 11 days, and I been lookin for a new car for oh, almost 11 days


9:48 AM Jeff: it's got a tape deck, the AC only works if i dont have the head lights on, and the clutch feels like i'm stepping on a pile of tongues

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

11:39 AM Sean: 2008 is an awesome year because most of the numbers are shaped like boobs.