Sean: huey lewis can heal most things, but not oversight in space time coordinate calculations.

6:48 PM Sean: I'm going to puke
someone left a giant booger on the top of the urinal that had a nose hair in it about half an inch long

9:45 AM Jeff: i've had this Civic now for almost 11 days, and I been lookin for a new car for oh, almost 11 days

9:48 AM Jeff: it's got a tape deck, the AC only works if i dont have the head lights on, and the clutch feels like i'm stepping on a pile of tongues

11:39 AM Sean: 2008 is an awesome year because most of the numbers are shaped like boobs.